What the heck is wrong with people? Whenever I hear about one of these stories I am a-freekin-mazed at just how many back-ass-ward people are in this supposedly ‘advanced’ country. With all of the knowledge, experience and cultural sophistication we’ve managed to incorporate into our lives there seems to be embedded in so many of us the basic need to operate on superstition. What makes this video weirdly eerie is the one-sided narrative audio – kinda like prayers must be for people who choose to live their lives at this level of craziness.

Can’t you just imagine god listening to this crap? She’s thinking – “Hey lady…I wouldn’t have Jesus appear to you in the form of a tasty snack like Cheetos…everybody knows I’d use bathroom mold or bird excrement strategically dropped on car windshields!